I think it’s probably a fantasy for most smoking fetishists to incorporate a version of a human ashtray. Some fetishists like the idea of being ashed on, having a smoke ashed into their mouth or even having a smoke put out on their skin.
I’m far less interested in cigarette burns. I’ve heard that they are often wounds that are hard to heal and leave gnarly scars. I’ve had a few accidental cigarette burns from falling cherries and frankly, they suck!!! But, the concept of having a human ashtray is quite appealing to me, so here’s a couple of fantasies I’ve had in this regard.
Fantasy #1: Hold My Ashtray
I sit in my favorite spot on the couch and place a pillow on the floor beside my feet. You kneel on the pillow naked and offer up your cupped hands. I place my ashtray* into your hands and you watch intently as I light my cigarette. At first, I ignore your presence and simply enjoy my smoke.
When I’ve made my cherry sufficiently long enough, after four or five long drags, I blow my smoke in your face and ash into the ashtray in your hands. If you don’t cough, I continue smoking my cigarette, blowing smoke at you periodically and ashing in the ashtray. If you do cough…
Fantasy #2: Move the Ashtray
You coughed when I blew the smoke in your face. You tried your hardest not to but you couldn’t help it. I look at you like you’ve failed me and point to your lap with the two fingers holding my cigarette.
You lower the ashtray to your lap, carefully resting it between the crevice of your legs. I begin ashing after every single drag while you try desperately not to flinch. I let the side of my cigarette hit the ashtray and the ashtray moves ever so slightly every single time. At any moment, my cigarette could knock the ashtray over covering you in ash. Or I could end up “accidentally” ashing directly on you.
You’re trying your best not to cough as the smell of my smoke intoxicates you. You can feel yourself getting slightly light-headed and you want so badly to cough. But you know you can’t because I’ll be so disappointed in you! Who know what I’ll do if you cough…
I think we’ll be revisiting variations of this fantasy as this blog goes on. My mind is filled with various ideas of having my perfect human ashtray. Have you ever wanted to be used as a human ashtray? Have you ever gotten to act out this fantasy? What are your human ashtray fantasies?
* I wouldn't want to use my current ashtray (the one that I wrote about in my smoking confessions). It'd ideally be smaller - small enough to fit in one hand and precarious if placed on the crevice of your legs.
Valerie Rayne Smokes 